Just Like With the "Spiraken Manga Review", "The Spiraken Movie Review/ Spiraken Motion Picture Review" uses phrases for their reviews review.
Protest Outside Your Local Redbox So No One Rents This Reprehensible Piece of Shit (POYLR)-This film should be avoided at all costs unless you want to torture someone
Have On In The Background While Surfing The Internet For Stuff(HOITB)- Only worth watching in the most bored of states
Worth Watching Once In Theatres, Streaming Or On Blu-Ray (WWOIT) - It's Ok, not great. nuff said
Borrow From a Friend And Never Return It…Unless Offered...(BFAF)-Worth your time and is pretty good, there are some issues but the good outshines the bad
Really, really fucking cool. If you do not buy this right now your blood will dry out, your brain will freeze, and your soul will be forfeit to the 9th Layer of Hell Where You Will Be Forced To Watch Episode One For All Eternity While Jar Jar Binks Massages Your Shoulders Saying "Mesa Love You, Mesa Love You," meanwhile...(RRRFC)-WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Go to the store and buy this right now!!!!!!
For Theme Months we use Different Ratings Which will be posted next to the rating
Final note If the Movie Title is Red, that is one of our lost episodes, that due to computer error has disappeared. we will re-review them eventually.