Welcome To Spiraken's Movie, and Anime Review Archive

This is where you can find out what movies have been reviewed, what episode it was reviewed in, and what Our Intrepid Hosts thought about it Just Like With The Spiraken Manga Review, The Spiraken Movie Review has five different ratings for each movie they review.

  • Protest Outside Your Local Redbox So No One Rents This Reprehensible Piece of Shit (POYLR)-This film should be avoided at all costs unless you want to torture someone
  • Have On In The Background While Surfing The Internet For Porn(HOITB)- Only worth watching in the most bored of states
  • Worth Watching Once In Theatres Or On DVD (WWOIT) - It's Ok, not great. nuff said
  • Borrow It From a Friend And Never Return It…Unless Offered...(BIFAFANRI)-Worth your time and is pretty good, there are some issues but the good outshines the bad
  • Really, really fucking cool. If you do not buy this right now your blood will dry out, your brain will freeze, and your soul will be forfeit to the 9th Layer of Hell Where You Will Be Forced To Watch Episode One For All Eternity While Jar Jar Binks Massages Your Shoulders Saying "Mesa Love You, Mesa Love You," meanwhile...(RRRFC)-WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Go to the store and buy this right now!!!!!!
Movie Title Episode It Was In Xan Rating Cohost 1 Rating Cohost 2 Rating Cohost 3 Rating Cohost 3+ Rating
Adventures of Baron Munchausen Ep 03 RRRFC-5 Out of 5

Deke

 

RRRFC-5 Out of 5

N/A N/A N/A
Army of Darkness Ep 18 BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 Deke BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Ep 04 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Bell BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Cannonball Run Ep 10 RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Bell RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Baz RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Rufus RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A
Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke Ep 38 BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 TimboBIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Conan The Barbarian Ep 08 RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Deke RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Kal RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A N/A
Conan The Destroyer Ep 32 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Deke HOITB-2 Out of 5 Kal HOITB-2 Out of 5 N/A N/A
Crank Ep 27 BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 Deke WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Dark City Ep 33 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Timbo WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Dark Man Ep 35 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Deke WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Jubbs WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A
Desperado Ep 05 RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Kal RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Die Hard Ep 24 RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Deke BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 Kal RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A N/A
Doctor Detroit Ep 34 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Deke HOITB-2 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Dragonslayer Ep 30 HOITB-2 Out of 5 Kal HOITB-2 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Dutch Ep 20 BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 Zorro WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Easy Rider Ep 36 BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 Deke BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Excalibur Ep 29 BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 Deke BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Ep 37 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Deke WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Fifth Element Ep 1 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Kal WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Flash Gordon Ep 11 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Zorro WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Green Lantern Ep 45 BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Timbo WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Hellraiser Ep 14 RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Bell RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Hope BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 N/A N/A
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Ep 42 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Hope WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
How High Ep 40 BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Fightbait RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Incredible Hulk Ep 44 BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Baz RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Rufus RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A N/A
Jumanji Ep 41 BIFAFANRI-4Out of 5 Bell BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Legend Ep 31 HOITB-2 Out of 5 Deke HOITB-2 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Little Shop of Horror Ep 15 BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Bell BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Hope BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 N/A N/A
Monster Squad Ep 12 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Zorro WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
My Science Project Ep 26 HOITB-2 Out of 5 Deke WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
No Strings Attached Ep 28 HOITB-2 Out of 5 Bell WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Perfect Blue Ep 09 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Kal WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Riki Oh The Story of Ricky Ep 23 BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Odie HOITB-2 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Rocky Horror Picture Show Ep 16 RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Bell RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Hope RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Kal BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Deke HOITB-2 Out of 5 -------- Ash HOITB-2 Out of 5
School of Rock Ep 19 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Deke WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Silent Hill Ep 13 WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Bell WWOIT-3 Out of 5 Baz POYLR-1 Out of 5 Rufus POYLR-1 Out of 5 Hope POYLR -1 Out of 5
Superman 2- Donner Cut Ep 43 BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Kal RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Tank Girl Ep 17 POYLR-1 Out of 5 Deke POYLR-1 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
They Live Ep 06 RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Kal RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Kurado RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A N/A
Troll 2 Ep 22 HOITB-2 Out of 5 Bell HOITB-2 Out of 5 Odie WWOIT-3Out of 5 Timbo WWOIT-3 Out of 5 N/A
Tron Ep 21 BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Ash BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 Deke BIFAFANRI-4 Out of 5 N/A N/A
Valentines Day Ep 07 BIFAFANRI -4 Out of 5 Bell Chan RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A
Weekend at Bernie's Ep 02 RRRFC-5 Out of 5 Kal RRRFC-5 Out of 5 N/A N/A N/A